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Dear Ah Lian,

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari.

My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me.

Goo bye.....

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

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Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his busfor a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from hisrear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on hisshoulder and asked him...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eatpeanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutesdown the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eatpeanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then AhBeng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'
Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ahma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate aroundthe peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'



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